I’ll never look at Nutella the same way again

The Editors on Judge Roberts likely confirmation:

Turd sandwich:

Translation: Judge Roberts’ sandwich will come on a clean plate, on nice fresh white bread. The Democrats claim there is a big turd inside, but Judge Roberts has given no indication one way or the other what his sandwich contains, so any suggestion that it may be a turd is the worst kind of gutter politics and smear-mongering. If the Democrats are so certain it is a turd, why can they tell us nothing about it? They don’t know how old it is, what consistancy it is, or even what animal or animals it came from – if they lack even these basic facts, how can they claim to know that there is any turd there at all?

Also, the White House stands 100% behind its claim that the sandwich that came with the Iraq War Resolution contained only Nutella and raisins, and that any dissatisfaction with the sandwich were the result of a bad taste in your mouth left over from the Clinton administration.


Thanks, I’m not very hungry now.

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