I would buy one of these

Nicest of the Damned: Meet the iServe

Curtain rises, crowd gasps … There, on a table, are a couple of small, sexy boxes, about the size of the ill-fated G4 Cube, but with the latest Apple styling. “Introducing the iServe,” Steve would say.

But click through to the iServe ad referenced in this post and see a better idea, form-factor-wise.