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The All-Natural Prank: Eating All-Natural Soap, Cat Food, Deodorant, and Aphrodisiacs

While visiting my local health food store, I noticed how many non-food products are labeled “All-Natural.” Toothpaste. Dog biscuits. Deodorants. Some of them, like those Carrot-Honey-Ginger soaps, sound good enough to eat. Is it a soap, I found myself asking, or a salad? Recently, I decided to find out, by eating a wide variety of “All-Natural” products, and reporting on their delicate flavors and aromas.

I just about woke the household while reading this.