Someone has compiled (OK, made up) a list of other ways you can spell out MCSE: the canonical version is “Must Consult Someone Experienced” but I think some of these are even better.
I liked these 5 best:
- Management Can’t Send E-mail
- Maintenance Costs Significantly Extra
- Minion of the Crappy Software Empire
- More Co-opted Standards Everyday
- Making Computers Susceptible to Exploit