Another civil war? Hmm, maybe that will slow down greenhouse gas generation . . . it’s all about the Yankees trying to hold the Southrons back.
Right. Lest we forget, here’s the (corrected!) map of the balance of Federal funds, with blue states paying and red states receiving:
The next time that the South pays its fair share will be the first time, at least in the last 160 years. But remember, it’s okay to talk about the violent overthrow of the US government if you’re a conservative Southerner…
[From Lawyers, Guns and Money: Treason In Defense of Global Warming]