Becks deals with the Youth of Today
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What to do? What would have gotten me to leave a place when I was 18 and having fun with my friends? Hmmm…A-ha! The woman who gave me the tour said that the jacuzzi was clothing-optional, right?
I got up and went into the jacuzzi room and, just as I’d pieced together from the sounds I’d heard in the other room, they were splashing and dunking each other and acting like they were at a pool. I calmly took off my robe, dropped it on a bench, and walked across the room stark naked, making eye contact with each of them. I stepped into the water, laid back, and put two nice cool cucumber slices over my eyes. They’d fallen completely silent and I’d seen the “OMG! Naked lady!” looks on their faces before I got in. It didn’t even take a full minute for them to leave. And with that, on that day, I reclaimed the spa for the grownups.
Excellent. Worth remembering as an exercise in entitled brat removal.