Going to the doctor’s for sissies anyhow:
No cushy socialized VA system for you, pal! You get to fight it out in with a reluctant insurance company, scrambling with the crackheads and the immigrants for the title of America’s Least Desirable HMO Customer, and meanwhile we, the American taxpayer, are saved the pain of footing the bill for trying to alleviate the depression, fear, and endless nightmares brought on by your time doing our dirty work.