unsafe for any age

My son and my wife were watching some NCAA tournament play yesterday but he got bored and went upstairs. No sooner had he left the room than three commercials came on: one for the performance enhancing medication that features a 4 hour erection as a side-effect, and one for an obviously family-oriented film called Hellboy (the trailer is playing over at Apple.com’s Quicktime repository).

* do I want to explain an erection, let alone one lasting 4 hours, to a seven year old? Maybe all the other seven year old boys are getting wood, but I’m OK with him remaining ignorant of that for a little longer.

* what does that say about the folks who watch NCAA hoops? Maybe they need to get off the couch a little more often?

* and I guess I’m just an over-protective parent but is cartoon ultraviolence really family fare? Ya know, sometimes kids can’t always tell the difference between fantasy and reality: while that can be a good thing (Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy strike me as benign aspects of that), crass money-making ventures are not.

<update> Actually, this is a good argument for a PVR to skip commercials entirely. If the broadcasters and their toothless masters, the FCC, won’t take a little responsibility, we can hit them where it hurts: in the pocket.