the sacrifices we make in the name of science

CNN.com – Guinness mystery finally solved – Mar 15, 2004:

Scientists said Monday they had finally proved that the dark stout’s creamy bubbles defy expectations and flow down instead of upwards.

“Our group carried out preliminary experiments at a local pub a few years ago, but the results proved inconclusive,” said Dr. Andrew Alexander, from the University of Edinburgh’s School of Chemistry.

I’m not sure I concur: I may have to conduct my own experiments.