you couldn’t make this stuff up

Local News – Vancouver – canada.com network

It took a while for Microsoft to come after Mike Rowe Soft, but on Nov. 19, Rowe got an e-mail from law firm Smart & Biggar, claiming he was infringing copyright and demanding that he transfer his domain name to Microsoft.

Smart & Biggar[sic]? What, Dewey Cheatum and Howe was taken?