CNN.com – Authorities await Jackson’s surrender – Nov. 20, 2003
Authorities are awaiting the surrender of pop star Michael Jackson and say they plan to charge him with multiple counts of child molestation.
Sadly, this calls to mind the joke that circulated when he was up on similar charges almost 10 years ago.
What do Michael Jackson’s ranch and a K-Mart back to school sale have in common?
Boys’ briefs, half-off.
Sick, I know.