I thought patents were to protect real ideas?

Stupidest. Patent. Ever.

Just in case you’re not fully up on reading patent language, that means that if your Web site uses frames, and there’s a navigation frame on one side, with links that load content into the main frame — you’re violating their silly patent, and they can come after you for licensing fees.

So if you used what frames suddenly made possible — content in a window with common navigational stuff outside it — you stole Ameritech’s, now SBC’s, intellectual property.

Or worse still: “The letter suggests that any website which has static, linked information (top banners, menus, bottom banners) which are displayed while other sections of the page are displayed as non-static (the area where products appear on most websites) infringes upon the patents they hold.” In other words, it need not be a frame: all that’s needed is a navbar and some content that’s linked to from it.

Is it any wonder why the notion of “intellectual property” is held in such low regard?