what kind of a loser would do this?

Hawaii Volcanoes National Park (NPS) – News and Events

Sometime between April 22 and 26, a John Deere riding lawn mower was stolen from `Ainahou Ranch in Hawai`i Volcanoes National Park. The diesel mower, Model #455, is predominantly green with a bright yellow seat and wheel wells. It has a 54″ blade and weighs 1,320 pounds.

There shouldn’t be too many of these, so perhaps they’ll catch the bum.