Only on Southwest Airlines . . . . .
A mother and her 5 year old boarded a plane, and he asked why there were no baby airplanes. After all, he knew there were baby horses and baby sheep and baby dogs and baby cats: why not baby airplanes?
“Why don’t you go ask the flight attendant?” suggested the mother.
So off the boy goes, and puts his question to the flight attendant.
She takes a breath, smiles and asks, “Did your mommy say you should ask me that?”
The boy nods his head yes.
“Well, you tell her it’s because we always pull out on time. Ask her to explain that to you.”