MCSE, translated

Flocculent Device

Someone has compiled (OK, made up) a list of other ways you can spell out MCSE: the canonical version is “Must Consult Someone Experienced” but I think some of these are even better.

I liked these 5 best:

  • Management Can’t Send E-mail
  • Maintenance Costs Significantly Extra
  • Minion of the Crappy Software Empire
  • More Co-opted Standards Everyday
  • Making Computers Susceptible to Exploit

Tim Bray on Explaining and Understanding Stuff

What happened was, Dick explained to me how Sxip worked, and I didn’t understand, I said so and asked for more explanation, he explained again and I got some of it but not the rest so I asked about this, and so on. And so on; this went on for quite a while. And I wasn’t bothered and neither was Dick, because we were applying the Two Laws of Explanation.

There’s a corollary to this that I have seen in action: being able to explain a given concept to anyone demonstrates mastery. If you remember how what you learned well enough to teach it to someone else, or better, how you came to understand it, you’ll never forget it.

now playing: The Disappointed from the album Nonsuch by XTC

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what’s the difference?

Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall: January 11, 2004 – January 17, 2004 Archives

DIANE SAWYER

(Off Camera) But stated as a hard fact, that there were weapons of mass destruction as opposed to the possibility that he could move to acquire those weapons still.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

So what’s the difference?

I see a campaign theme . . . . some obviously different facts treated identically and some similar facts treated differently: one obvious example is the diligence employed in ferreting out who leaked the name of a covert CIA operatice to the press vs how a widely respected former cabinet officer got some papers that discredit the administration.
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the social implications of new technologies

Nokia’s new user guide for its phones has some helpful hints for how to use your phone responsibly — with a twist.

In the pamphlet, the handset giant also advises its customers to switch off their phones and forget about work for the weekend if they want to live longer.

Those in need of cellphone etiquette guidance or lifestyle tips could also turn to Nokia: “If you use your mobile phone in a fast-food restaurant, keep your voice down so you won’t annoy people. And order a salad … Quit smoking. Drink less.”

Of course, primers on the etiquette required by a new technology are nothing new. 150 years ago, first-time rail travelers were expected to know how to behave in this new mileau, confronted by more people, of a wider assortment than they had ever seen, in cramped quarters.

There were codes of conduct for things you don’t do on the railroad, like talking in a loud voice, or singing or spitting, things that would annoy other passengers. There was an explosion of etiquette books. Everyone suddenly wanted to know how to behave, because somehow being pushed together with strangers like that for the first time created in people a need to figure out how to get along with these strangers.

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take that, comment spambots

James Seng’s blog: Solution for comments spams

To cut the story short, I wrote a plugin to MT that will verify if it is a human before it allows comments to be posted. The idea is pretty simple: Display an image with a Security Code and demand the user to enter a Security Code manually before allowing posting to go through.

I haven’t tried this yet, and my volume of comment spam isn’t so great that I need it. I just wanted to post this to connect my query with the solution in case anyone else needs it.

speaking of choices in media formats

Neil’s World – Media Player Classic

Does this program look familiar to you? It may well do, because it’s a rewrite of Windows Media Player 6, except it’s open source and released under the GNU GPL, and doesn’t have the annoyances of MS’s original. The interface is similar but a little more up-to-date and XP friendly, and comes with some more advanced features.

But probably the best thing about this player is the range of formats it supports. It’ll play just about anything you throw at it, whether it’s an MP3, an Ogg, a WMA, even a QuickTime file.

I’m sure MSFT have something just like this — that empowers user and preserves choice — in the pipeline.

people just don’t know where to look for stuff

Kevin Kelly mentioned Amazon.com’s 800 number in his Cool Tools mailing last week and everyone in the digerati is falling all over themselves about how glad they are to have someone reveal it. (and in the case of Boing Boing, it isn’t kk who orders from Amazon once a week, but one of his contributors).

Feh: Josh has had this note on his website since Sept 2002. And if you aren’t a regular reader of Communications from Elsewhere, you could always use Google.