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Math equation for a perfect ass:

Xeni Jardin: (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England:

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

What, you can’t see those stretchy pants with (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V across the seat?

And here I thought this was all subjective.

digitizing

Slow going this. Takes about 10-12 minutes per image, once you get the settings right. And that has to be done each time you either insert a slide or run a new strip of negatives.

Item 1 scan started 4/10/06 7:46:44 PM
Item 2 scan started 4/10/06 7:58:18 PM
Item 3 scan started 4/10/06 8:09:29 PM
Item 4 scan started 4/10/06 8:22:41 PM
Item 5 scan started 4/10/06 8:34:55 PM
Batch scan completed 4/10/06 8:48 PM

I am working through a set of B&W images I took in 1992/93. I found out about a Habitat for Humanity house being built by a coalition of women’s groups, and decided to document it, if possible. Since the work was done on Saturdays, I showed up camera in hand for most of the project and took lots of pictures. At 36 negs in a page, I have 10-15 pages to work through. I’ve completed 35 scans, filling 1.5 Gb of disk.

I will likely post them up in my gallery here, but I am thinking of using iPhoto’s bookmaking feature and seeing if I can make something interesting there. If so, I’ll send copies to the groups I can find from the original coalition.

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this is so worth trying

Save $200 in 2 minutes and have the worlds best writing pen:

transform a $3 pen into a $200 pen in just seconds. Mont Blanc pens are the worlds finest writing pens but they make specialized refills so you must buy their $200+ pens to use their amazing ink…until now. This is the easiest hack/adaptation to give anyone the king’s writing ink.

I find these DIY sites — Make, Instructables — irresistible. I love the idea of taking ownership of your toys/tools and making them work for you, the way you want.

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what he said

This is the heir to DesktopManager, similarly useful but made unstable by Tiger.

links for 2006-04-07:

Virtue
Very promising virtual desktop manager for OS X with an intuitive grasp of the principles of use for OS X. Well worth a try.

(tags: osx OpenSource Mac software desktop utility)

This is a much improved version, especially for those without a lot of screen real estate. One big improvement I noted right off: when you bind an application to a desktop, switching to that app doesn’t open it in the current desktop (if you’re on a different one) but switches you to the appropriate desktop.

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adventures in small darkrooms/pinhole retrofitting

The load of photo gear I picked up last week included some Paterson developing gear — a tank and three adjustable reels. I have two rolls of 120 to process so I figured I’ve give them a shot.

I looked up how the Paterson reels work, and it seemed quite an advance: they use a ratchet system to load the film from the outside in, as opposed to the old-fashioned way, from the center out. You feed in a couple of inches, and then just crank the reel halves and wind in the film.

Works great in daylight, but not so well in the changing bag.

As I learned from a little research, Paterson reels are a little touchy. The reels have to be dry, the ratcheting components — a pair of ball bearings, one on each side — have to be free to move around, and the plastic can’t be gunked up with old chemistry. I can attest to 2 out of 3, and since they work in daylight, I guess they’re not in too bad of shape. One reel seems quite worn and wants to come apart, so perhaps I’ll put it aside until I understand them better. They come in two parts, and the spindle has two interlocking sections that allow it to expand and contract for different film widths.

But as it happened, I got nothing done with the Paterson stuff. I ended up using my stainless steel reel and tank and it took just a couple of minutes, even doing it twice. As this page points out, an elegant tank and reel design that uses a lot more chemistry might not be all that efficient.

If it takes more than, say, 18-20 ounces to fill up a two-35mm reel plastic tank, start asking yourself if it’s really a good tank or is it bad engineering?

So my money might might be better spent on one more good quality stainless steel reel: I already have a large stainless tank.

More as events progress.
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Boot Camp and a kick in the slats

Apple released its software to allow Windows XP to run on its Intel-based hardware.

But not without a few digs . . .

  • Developers can learn all about the sixth major release of Mac OS X this century at Apple’s Worldwide Developer Conference, to be held August 7-11 in San Francisco.
  • Macs use an ultra-modern industry standard technology called EFI to handle booting. Sadly, Windows XP, and even the upcoming Vista, are stuck in the 1980s with old-fashioned BIOS. But with Boot Camp, the Mac can operate smoothly in both centuries.
  • Windows running on a Mac is like Windows running on a PC. That means it’ll be subject to the same attacks that plague the Windows world. So be sure to keep it updated with the latest Microsoft Windows security fixes.

I couldn’t have resisted it either.

And AAPL is up $5+ $6 on the day.

coming soon to a theater near you?

Schneier on Security: Announcing: Movie-Plot Threat Contest:

For a while now, I have been writing about our penchant for “movie-plot threats”: terrorist fears based on very specific attack scenarios. Terrorists with crop dusters, terrorists exploding baby carriages in subways, terrorists filling school buses with explosives — these are all movie-plot threats. They’re good for scaring people, but it’s just silly to build national security policy around them.

But if we’re going to worry about unlikely attacks, why can’t they be exciting and innovative ones? If Americans are going to be scared, shouldn’t they be scared of things that are really scary? “Blowing up the Super Bowl” is a movie plot to be sure, but it’s not a very good movie. Let’s kick this up a notch.

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pinhole camera [de]construction

After kvetching about the pictures of other camera HOWTOs, I figured I better do a good job on my own.

[UPDATE] ignore my notes on the cable release. Use this instead. Works a lot better. 

Read on for some pictures and text on how to convert an old 120 roll film camera to a pinhole camera, as well as adding a cable release. this got picked up in MAKE. Yeah, OK, I sent it to them, but still . . . .
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