links for 2006-11-28

facts are stupid things

Hoisted from comments here:

A woman, in a hot air balloon, realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude, and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago. But, I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS, and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 11 degrees, 14.97 minutes North latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes West longitude.”

She rolled her eyes, and said, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But, I have no idea what to do with your information. And, I am still lost. Frankly, you have not been much help to me.”

The man smiled, and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am!” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well…,” said the man, “You do not know where you are, or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep. And, now you expect me to solve your problem. You are in exactly the same position you were in before we met. But somehow, now it’s all my fault.”

links for 2006-11-27

it’s worse than he feared

Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a
muddle of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can
make of capitalism.
— Walter Lippmann

And what if you have “[c]orrupt, stupid grasping functionaries ” in the thrall of “stupid, selfish and acquisitive” capitalists as we have just seen in the defeated GOP congressional majority?

Yeah, Lippman is right in the fundamentally flaws of human nature. Where I come down on this is that I’d rather have a corrupt inefficient socialist bureaucracy leaking money into the pockets of the many than a corrupt inefficient capitalist state funneling into the pockets of the few.

Now playing: Change (Peel Sessions) by Killing Joke from the album “Peel Sessions Demo”

links for 2006-11-26

Do you use email filters? Don’t you wish everybody did?

There was a time when email was actually useful, when you could communicate with strangers and bridge gaps of all kinds. Now we have this.

Spamblock

I get a couple of hundred pieces of spam a day, almost all of which get zapped by Mail.app’s filtering. I see perhaps two per day that get through and fewer still false positives.

I liked the Internet better when it wasn’t a collection of walled gardens.

Now playing: Don’t Ask Me Questions by Graham Parker & The Rumour from the album “Passion Is No Ordinary Word—The Graham Parker Anthology (1976-1991)”