Today my feed from Project Gutenberg listed “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and Wodehouse’s “Psmith in the City.”
A bit more involved doing those, but I suppose a clever hacker could do the whole thing in the MySQL backend withou using a client at all.
Well, darn it, I have piqued my own interest.

> the MySQL backend
Obligatory comment: Postgres rules. MySQL sucks. :-)
Obligatory fact: WordPress doesn’t [yet] support Postgres . . . .