I have a few more functions like this I could come up with.
if laundry_is_overflowing {
empty_it_into_basket();
take_clothes_to_washing_machine();
run_washing_machine(clothes);
}
if finished_with_book {
shelve(book);
}
if only the processing units involved were as easily directed . . .
A penny for each time someone read this would be useful. 47 reads just today . . .
[I]f you set out to raise children, that’s exactly what you end up with — children in adult bodies, with the judgment and mental capacity of elementary-school kids. The goal should be to raise functional adults who will be capable of taking care of themselves when you’re no longer available to do it for them.
Maybe this is what Warhol meant when he said “Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they’ll just have to learn how to be babies longer.”
As Faulkner said, “The past is never dead. It isn’t even past.”
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT’S WHITE AND IT WORKS.
